I don't often get to leave work on time,
so when I rushed out to catch
I didn't have much choice in seats.
I sat across from an enormous man
who sat with his legs widely spread,
and a ginormous gut hanging down.
GTB is almost always on this train,
but I know he prefers a car at the
opposite end of the train.
So I text him:
Me: On 453. You?
GTB: Yes. Car 7. No seats tho.
Me: I'm in the middle somewhere.
GTB: I see. It's hot in here.
Me: It is! I'm across from a HUGE man.
GTB: Bigger than a bread box?
Me: Oh yeah!
GTB: Bigger than a dancing circus bear?
Me: Bigger than a bakery!
GTB: Oh, I have to think bigger I see.
Me: He's a circus elephant.
GTB: Is he wearing a hat?
I glance over
Me: No hat.
Where's he going with this?
GTB: Dumbo wore a hat you know. So he's really a zoo elephant then, since no hat.