Thursday, February 10, 2011

Damn You Auto Correct!

This site is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. I've received this email several times, but to truly appreciate the Effed-Upedness (yes, that's a word) that is iPhone, you really need to visit the site. This is why the only apples I own are the edible ones picked off of trees.

To get you started, browse through these:

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

What TH is Making for Dinner

A few weeks ago,
I was out with Lady Fairchilde and Robi for dinner.
Red Lobster.
We were pretty excited.
Yeah, we don't get out much.

Not to be outdone,
TH sends me a shot of his dinner:

Farfalle noodles,
with ham,
mushrooms and
black olives,
tossed with an Alfredo sauce.

His message reads:

Tonight's dinner. Wieners and beans tomorrow.

I need to sit down with the Minister who married us
and ask him if hording the good food was in the vows.

A few days later, he's home for the day.
Sends me this:

Homemade patty,
lotsa cheese,
hot peppers.

And this message:

Had craving for big cheeseburger.
Made this.
Wadda ya think?
Too much man vs food?

'Big Cheeseburger' is an understatement.
That's a regular-sized dinner plate.
The original patty was larger than a bread plate.
He said it filled the skillet when he fried it up.