Steppin' Out

Just down the hall from me is an associate.
Who, apparently, has a shoe fetish.
Which I think is a little odd for a man, but who am I to judge.
After all, the Husband has twice as many shoes as me.
Then again ... he's gay.

The other day, we see this in the associate's office:


Someone
(and we're not sure who, since no one will fess up to the crime),
lined up all his shoes like little soldiers.
He left them like this for a few days.
It was the talk of the floor, if not the entire office.



What we're all wondering about, though, are the Leopard Heels.
Are they his?
Perhaps he's really a cross-dresser.
And does a stand-up drag show in the evening.
I bet he wears them under his gown in court.