Monday, January 26, 2009

Things that make you go hmmmm ...

M'licious sent me this email. It goes around every once in a while, and I'm sure ya'll have read it before, but it always makes me laugh. And I could use a laugh right now. Maybe some of you do too.

I picked my faves to post ...

  1. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
  2. How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
  3. Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?
  4. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
  5. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
  6. Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
  7. Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
  8. Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there isn't enough money?
  9. Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
  10. Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
  11. Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?
  12. Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

And my FAVOURITE......

The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons are suffering from some sort of mental illness.
Think of your three best friends.
If they're okay, then it's you.


Ann's Rants said...

Don't forget baa baa black sheep. Funny list! Never seen it.

Clippy Mat said...

phew. 3 of my best friends are crazy. thank God it's them and not me.
great list MO. i hadn't seen it before, well some of it, but not all of it. good one.

Anonymous said...

I linked my blog entry to you today. Hope you don't mind. It is just a big deal to me if something makes me laugh out loud before nine am.

Crazy Mo said...

Ann's Rants: Great! Now I have Baa Baa Black Sheep in my head!!

Clippy Mat: Only three? You're lucky, I'm pretty sure all of mine are ... including me!!

Mojito: Of course that's ok! I'm coming over right now!

Evil Twin's Wife said...

Too funny! I loved this!

Domestic Goddess (In Training) said...

That last statement was the best. Let's see... I went out with three girlfriends last night... I would say they are all pretty normal....hmmmm... uh oh.

Schmendel said...

Crap. I knew it was me. Thanks for the verification, just the same.

C said...

hahahahahaha i like that.


Busy Bee Suz said...

Number 6. YES. totally the same tune. geeze.
Very cute. Love this...makes so much sense.

TheChicGeek said...

Love this! Thanks for the laugh :)

Gina said...

haha! i love the one about the insufficeient funds fee. one year i overdrafted on my checking account 3 times. i always called and demanded they reverse the fee. once that didnt work anymore i strutted my self into the branch and demanded the reverseal on grounds that i OBVIOUSLY couldn't afford to pay the $30 fee if there was no $$ in my account!! hehe