Thursday, December 11, 2008

Finding Jesus

We've all heard these stories. It happens every Christmas. People steal the Baby Jesus from the Nativity Scenes in front of Churches and other organizations.

Let me point out here that stealing the Baby Jesus probably ranks pretty high on the Hell-bound sin list. If you think you're going to get away with it, think again. Not just Santa is watching, buddy.

I figure the kidnappers generally fall into one of three categories:
  1. The idiots who think it's a great gag and have nothing better to do after a few shots of Jack.
  2. The radicals who think that the Baby Jesus shouldn't be there until Christmas Eve and have the need to make a statement.
  3. The wing nuts who are anti-everything ... anti-Christian, anti-Christmas, anti-human.

So, in the Spirit of the Season, many churches and organizations are giving the gift of technology and have fitted the Baby Jesus with a GPS tracking device.

Well ... this simplifies things, doesn't it?

Now, when I get the knock on the door and I'm asked "Have you found Jesus?" I will be able to whip out my handy dandy BlackBerry, click on the icon and Voila!

It will certainly be easier than leaving Post-It Notes all over the place, won't it?


Clippy Mat said...

the people who steal baby jesus...? do they mail pictures of his whereabouts from different parts of the globe?
or is that just garden gnomes?

Crazy Mo said...

THAT was funny, Clippy Mat!! Good one!