I found this Post-It note on the driver's side window of my car, right above the door handle so I couldn't miss it:
I pulled the post-it from my window and went back in the house. I called The Husband who was already at work.
Me: "Did you have a note on your car when you left today?"
Me: "There was a note on my car this morning."
TH: "What did it say?"
Me: "You Need Jesus."
TH: "To do what, exactly?!"
Me: "I'm not sure."
TH: "Well, who left it?"
Me: "I dunno. God maybe?"