Monday, February 22, 2010

Hang on Sloopy

Thanks to my brother, Budge, who sent this gem to me.
It has been insanely busy at work
and I have come to hate Mondays.

But as the prelude to this email promised,
I giggled insanely.
When you get to the bottom, you'll laugh too.
Not just with me,
but AT me.

I don't blame you one bit.
Go ahead.

I am.

The following is excerpted from a children's book,
Captain Underpants and
the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants
by Dave Pilkey,
in which the evil Professor
forces everyone to assume new names.

Here are the rules:

Use the third letter of your first name
to determine your new first name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

Use the second letter of your last name
to determine the first half
of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

Use the third letter of your last name
to determine the second half
of your new last name:

a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

My name?

Sloopy Dippinfanny.

Doesn't that just make you laugh out loud?
I couldn't make that up if I tried.
That is brilliant!

TH's name is Dorfus Dippinfanny.
Which raises a whole slew of questions
that I am NOT going to answer!

I do think that TH and I
should start introducing ourselves as
The Dippinfannys.
The Dipps, for short.

Now here's what I want you to do.
Follow the rules.
And post your new name in the comments section.

Oh come on...
as the email said:

"And don't go all adult -
a senior manager is now known
far and wide
as Dorky Gizzardsniffer!"

I wonder if everyone calls him
Mr. G?


Anonymous said...

mine is Boobie Pottyshorts!!!

M'Licious! ;)

devi said...

Sneezy Dippinhead is either an illegitimate child of one of the 7 dwarves or the kind of name to get beaten up in school ... hmmm

lady fairchilde said...

I'm on my way to the Registar to change my legal name to...

Snickle Chickennose!

sdimaria said...

Mine is Dorfus Farklechunks

GTB said...

OK, I'll play.... Snickle Farkletush, but you can call me "Fark" for short.

Crazy Mo said...

M'Licious: Have I not been calling you this since we met?!

Devi: LOL! Good one!

LF: Would that make you related to the Kids in the Hall's Chicken Lady?

sdimaria: I am going to call you that from now on. But I'll say it your accent, so it will sound all posh and what not.

GTB: Dude! Let me point out that you ARE a Fark!

Penny said...

Crusty Burgerbutt! Tee hee!

Clippy Mat said...

Tootsie Dippindoodle at your service.
and my word verification is
which seems somewhat rather appropriate.

missmango said...

Mine is Doombah Chickentush:-P

Mandy said...

Sloppy Gizzardlips! Oh my!

The husband is Tootsie Gizzardlips and the baby is Cheesey Gizzardlips

Love our new names will definately be using Tootsie for the husband from now on!