Thanks everyone for your comments yesterday. It really cheered me up. I was sitting in the waiting room at the walk-in clinic and getting notifications on my blackberry that someone had left a comment. I'd read it and giggle. It helped pass the time. You guys rock!
The doctor said that she couldn't drain it to relieve the pressure. That has to be done immediately because the blood congeals quickly and won't drain. She doesn't think it's broken. Even if it was, she said that they'd just put it in a splint (like the one I was already wearing for protection) and tell me to wear it for a week.
So here I am. This is my Robo-Secretary look:
She also prescribed something for the pain that will help me sleep at night. When I picked up the prescription, there was a large pink warning label on the bottle.
"Did you see the label?" I asked The Husband.
"No, what did it say?"
"May cause dizziness."
The Husband snorts. "How will you know if it's the drugs or just you?"
I should have poked him in the eye with my robo-thumb!