Happy Birthday, Mum!!

Today is Mum's birthday.

My Mum is cool! Ask anyone. I bet even strangers would say she's cool.

She never held back when I asked her the serious Life Questions. In fact, I watched my first Adult Movie with Mum.

I was 16 and had just read Ordeal by Linda Lovelace. For those not in the know, Linda Lovelace is famous for her role (position??) in Deep Throat. I was curious about the movie and asked Mum if she'd seen it.

"No, actually. Wanna rent it?"

"OK!"

So we had Movie Night.

I have to admit, we laughed our heads off the entire time. The dialogue was hilarious. "Mind if I smoke while you eat?"

Aaaahh ... good times!

Well, Mum, here's to you! Mother, teacher, confidante and friend.

I love you!