Thursday, September 3, 2009

Deep Fried Heart Attack

I received a BlackBerry message from GTB the other day:

If this isn't blog worthy, nothing is.

There was a link to this picture:

Me: Sweet Jeebus! I need a cigarette now.

GTB: I knew you'd like that.

Who wouldn't?!
Would you just look at that ...
Fat and calories sandwiched between deep-fried grease.

Does it get any better than that?

And if there's any question whether this is real, check out the link.

I told The Husband about it.
An odd grin spread over his face,
rather Rapture-esque.
Scary, really.

He told me about the KFC Bowl.
Said it was called Heart Attack in a Bowl.
Described it as:

Boxed mashed potatoes,
salty, greasy gravy,
deep fried chicken poppers,
and corn.

I had it once.

I thought, after his description,
he was going to tell me it sucked.

I should have known better.

His eyes glazed over,
he got this goofy grin on his face,
then said

It was goooooood!


Mandy's Life After 30 said...

I want to vomit just looking at that this early in the morning. LOL! Niiice!

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Evil Twin's Wife said...

Mmmmm. That sandwich looks yummy!

rxBambi said...

Did you try it? I'm thinking it looks pretty gross, but I'm not a big fried chicken fan, or bacon fan, or really a heart attack fan. I'll just eat my cheese and crackers and drink my lattes and wine (not together of course, that would be gross too)

Anonymous said...

My mouth is watering as my blood pressure rises even higher than it already is.

C. Beth said...

That totally looks yummy! Yeah, not an everyday meal :-O but yummy occasionally. :)

Just about to give you a One-Minute Writing of the Day award--congrats! :)

Dan Felstead said...


is this from Earth? My son showed me the other day a link to a BACON was a pirate ship made out of several pounds of bacon and cheddar cheese...if I can find the link I will get back to you.

Have a great Holiday weekend.


Dan Felstead said...


I found it...prepare to get grossed out...



Crazy Mo said...

@Mandy: Oh come on! That is awesomness personified!! LOL. And I love that Why You're Fat blog. It's where I found the grilled cheese hamburger, which I also must try.

@ETW: sharesies??

@rxBambi: TH and I have plans the next time we take a road trip south. We may even detour to find a franchise that carries it. We have our priorities straight.

@She~Poet: My moto is 'Go big or go home!'

@C.Beth: Thanks for the win! And isn't it ironic that the same day I write you a poem for calorie-free treats, you come over and see that monstrosity? Go figure.

@Dan F: I checked out the link. Methinks I'd need a wee taste. Arrr, matey! I don't have this body for nothing, man!