Friday, March 19, 2010
I had lunch today with Lady Fairchilde.
I use the term 'lunch' quite loosely.
What I mean to say is that I got to leave the office,
go to a fast food place,
and buy some food.
I even got to eat it.
This is quite miraculous,
given that I haven't had lunch in three weeks.
You'd think this would be
a great weight-loss programme.
But I digress.
Walking back from getting said lunch,
LF tells me about a crossword puzzle
she was working on yesterday.
"It was all about sex," she says.
And she mentions some of the words,
which I thought were funny.
Then she sends me a copy of the puzzle:
That is frickin' hilarious!
Either the guy who wrote this puzzle
is getting too much,
or not enough.
Puzzle Boy has some dominance issues.
I'm a little surprised
'SPANK' wasn't in there somewhere.
There is 'DOG' though.