Came home from work late last night. Puppy was really excited to see me.
I play with him, ruffle his ears and scratch him under his chin (he really likes that). In my best high-pitched-get-the-dog-excited voice I say: "Guess who's coming over Saturday? Aunty Sue is coming over Saturday! Yes she is! Aunty Sue is coming. And what does Aunty Sue always bring? Cookies!! Yes she does! Yes she does!"
The Husband mutters, "Sounds like a litigation vaccination."
"WHAT??!" (you know, some days it's really hard to keep up with the voices in his head).
"You know ... anti-virus ... anti-sue ... litigation vaccination."
And even as I type this, M'Licious is reading over my shoulder. "Are you sure he doesn't smoke dope?"