We had plans to visit the kids one evening. The Husband had the day off and went over early, bringing our laundry with him ... might as well right? I was driving over after work. He phones me at the office.
TH: "Bring the bed sheets with you."
Me: "OK. But leave me a note cuz I know I'll forget."
I walk in the door and there's a note on the hallway mirror: SHEETS in huge letters. Good one. I chuckle.
Still giggling, I go to the washroom (I really gotta pee). On the bathroom vanity: SHEETS. Taped on the toilet seat - SHEETS, on the shower curtain - SHEETS, inside the tub - SHEETS. I'm laughing really hard now and I REALLY gotta pee, so I flip up the toilet lid - SHEETS.
I start wandering through the apartment. On every surface there's a SHEETS sign. The tv, sofa, coffee table, kitchen table, every chair, curtains, windows, bed. Inside cupboard doors, fridge, freezer, microwave, every drawer of my dresser.
For about two weeks I was finding SHEETS signs in random places!