Calvin and Hobbes

For the longest time,
the Calvin and Hobbes cartoon
was my method of birth control.

As a child, and well into my teens,
my mother often cursed me
with the burden of raising a child like me.

I have no doubt,
that if I'd had children,
they would have been just like Calvin.

I am eternally grateful that my stepkids
are of the Stepford variety.
It's eerie, really.

















Thanks to M'Licious for sending me these.
I have no doubt she was the female version of Calvin.