Cousin Alex sent me this cool email.
You can't really tell what the thing is made of
until you get to the last few pictures.
Despite its size, it's kinda cute.
It kinda looks like an enormous drunken dolly.
And who doesn't love a drunken dolly?
Once I realized what these were, it really pissed me off.
I searched all summer last year for a decent pair of flip flops.
Now I know why I couldn't find any!
