Mess with Bull = Horns

It's a mark of popularity when you begin to get spam email.
At least that's what I'm telling myself.

I'm referring to the comments from people who
tell you to visit their awesome site
that links to something written in Klingon.

I deleted your comment, jerkwad,
and I reported your ass.
Don't mess with me.

I'm this close to activating comment control.
Actually, ditching the whole thing might be easier.