Rainbow Dreams

You all remember the story of Baby Bingo, right?
I forgot to mention that BJ is determined to raise a gay son.
Her theory is that gay men are wonderful to their mothers.
We're in total agreement.
Despite the fact that he plays with cars,
we're still hoping that perhaps he's just butch.

But the rainbow broke through the clouds today.
BJ sent Alex and me this email:


Good morning!

Just thought I'd let auntie Mo and auntie Alex know that Baby Bingo has pulled my bikini top from the laundry and has draped it over his head and found my tampons and is carrying two of them around whilst bikini-clad.

You know what this means, don't you?

CRUISE WITH BINGO AND HIS LOVER PABLO IN TWENTY YEARS!!!!
Of course they'll take his mommy and his aunties.

Boo-yah. Hooray for gays.

p.s. is "whilst" a word?? I mean, for other than just douchebags?

Love, BJ

I'm having the week from hell.
That just absolutely made my day.
I L'dMAO.


Alex replied:

what colour is the bikini???
This is important.
If it's blue it doesn't count but pink or yellow and we're talking! lol

When Bingo is older, we're totally taking him with us on Spa Day.