What a Tool

I know everyone's talking about it.
Ya'll have an opinion.
Not surprising ... so do I.

I didn't watch the awards last night.
But I did get to watch a news clip,
and a rerun today.

Ya'll know I'm a Country Music fan.
Admittedly, I wasn't always a Taylor Swift fan.
Not at the beginning.
But the more I read and hear about this girl,
the more I like her.

I like Beyoncé.
Girl has made big booties fashionable.
She's my hero!

Kanye West ...
Never been a fan.

And this sealed it for me.

Jumping on stage,
stealing the spotlight from Taylor,
was just about the lowest thing I've seen.
And to shout that Beyoncé's video
was one of the best videos of all time.

Hmmm ...
Not so sure about that.

No offence, Beyoncé.
I like the video.
It's a catchy tune.
It's fun.
The dancing is pretty good in it.
You looked hot.
All the spoofs on YouTube are hilarious.

Can it claim status as one of the best?
OF ALL TIME?
Hmmmm ...
You know, I'm just going to let that one go.

But Kanye ...
Kanye, Kanye, Kanye.

He's nothing but a spoiled brat.
I don't care what his excuse was.
Drunk.
Stoned.
Stupid.
Whatever the reason.
That was completely inexcusable.

I read that he apologized to Taylor on his blog.
It wasn't much of an apology, if you ask me.
He did say that he talked to her mother.
"...and she said the same thing my mother would've said."

I hope she told you how much of an embarrassment you were.

And I hope his mother bitch-slapped him upside the head for that.