Sign of the Times

So The Husband and I are out on one of our hot dates last night:

Costco.
Groceries.
Zellers.

I know you're jealous.
Me and Paris are livin' large.

Personally, I think I should have my own reality show:
The Pathetic Wives of Durham Region.

Anyhooooooo ...

We've been out for a while now.
I'm worse than a kid ...
I can't go more than a couple of hours
before I gotta pee.

So we're in Zellers, and
granted
it's not the best place to go
but I gotta go
really bad.
So I do the pee walk to the bathroom
(you know the walk:
knees together,
duck waddle,
Lamaze breathing).

The bathroom was surprisingly very clean.
Go Pickering Town Centre Zellers!

I do my bidness,
wash my hands,
dry
then go to leave.

On the door,
exiting the bathroom,
is a sign that reads:

Please flush toilet after every use

Is someone actually leaving,
slapping their forehead,
then running back to flush?

Would this kind of sign
not be better located,
saaaaay,
behind the stall door?
Where it can actually make a difference?

I'm just sayin'